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Add some bacon while you’re at it. Best thing in the world.
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OH MY GOD APPARENTLY TAKING AN ARROW TO THE KNEE WAS AN OLD NORDIC SLANG FOR GETTING MARRIED
I THOUGHT THAT ALL THOSE GUYS IN SKYRIM HAD LITERALLY BEEN SHOT IN THEIR KNEES WITH ARROWS BUT I GUESS NOT
And at that moment, the foundation of that entire meme became something like this:
THAT EXPLAINS WHY MEN GO DOWN ON ONE KNEE WHEN THEY PROPOSE
OH MY GOD
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runwhenisayrunfightwhenisayfight:
If you don’t get this reference, you’re too young for tumblr.
are you fucking kidding me pixar puts out a movie ever year a baby would get this reference
it’s not pixar it’s a reference to that time in 1994 when lamps became sentient humanoids
many were lost that day
It was a grim day for mankind. My parents took refuge in a cave and thus saved us from certain death; we lived close to a lamp factory at the time and the surrounding region was utterly devastated in the conflict.
My brother fought one off using only an egg whisk and a pogo stick.
Only 90s kids remember the Lampocalypse
My father still has the scars from where one stole his kidney
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So today Angelina Jolie had double mastectomy, which is the removal of one’s breasts, to prevent Breast cancer. So instead of praising Angelina on her bravery, men on Twitter decided to ridicule her, even calling her stupid for removing her breasts. For those of you on Tumblr that are attacking Feminists for being delusional about sexism against women and misogyny here’s your fucking proof that sexism and misogyny exists.
What I don’t understand is why anyone fucking cares. She bleeds the same red blood you do. Sure, she has 120 million dollars lying around, but why the fuck does that mean I should give two shits about her personal life?
What we need to do is stop elevating people to “godhood” status just because they have a talent and/or an attractive body and have more money than anyone legitimately needs. This is no excuse to pry, pass judgment, or even praise someone’s personal decisions.
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Robert Downey Jr. says he won’t sign for The Avengers 2 unless his cast mates are fairly compensated
The news of Robert Downey Jr’s $50 million+ Avengerspayday becoming public knowledge is the…
Reasons why I love Robert Downey Jr #13192748723598247684396793
The obvious solution is for Robert to take a pay cut.
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In the South we don’t say “you’re a dumb fuck” we say “bless your heart” and I think that’s beautiful.
Truest shit I’ve ever read.
Sarah
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It may seem like Japanese photo trends are taking over the Photojojo Tumblr, but how could we resist these postcards of cats dressed as sushi?
The Tange & Nakimushi Peanuts company have released a line of Neko-Sushi, literally “Sushi Cat” in Japanese. And if postcards aren’t enough, there’s even a Neko-Sushi mobile app.
Sushi Cats are the Latest Amazing Thing From Japan
via Mashable
I just… wut? Must Get A Cat. NAO!
(Source: iraffiruse, via quotefrommanstabbed)
